Dear Ex #3,
Ah… good old ex #3… it’s been a very long while. I heard you’re in Denver now and I hope it’s treating you nicely. We might have not been a very stable or functional couple, and after a couple of years, I realize it’s partly my fault. Yes you’re a scumbag to put it nicely, and I was the naive girl that fell into your trap, but I shouldn’t have gotten (briefly) back with you, especially since I knew going back into it; that you were a complete ass who only wanted to get some of my ass. But that aside, I’m glad you’re living the dream, the dream you’ve always wanted, and doing what you wanted to do with your life.
Keep living the dream good sir!